Lactose Test

I had to take a Lactose intolerance test at the hospital today. I had to wait 8, that's right, eight months for the test. And all I did was drink a glass of pure lactose, then the nurse took breath samples every half hour from 8:30 am to 11:30 am.

I had no symptoms - but I knew I wouldn't. It's something else in milk that does it, because I get the same horrible, bloody symptoms when I drink lactose-free milk. What a waste of 8 months.